Brown Bag Sexy

I just had an entire manicotti and I am still hungry. What the hell is wrong with me? Also, I should be filling out scholarship information, but instead I have decided to eat, drink, and creep on people through facebook. Sounds like a fun night yeah? I think so.

Anyway, while I was doing my facebook creeping I noticed that one of my friends took some really funny quotes from Urbandictionary.com. They were all related to her name and I decided to be a copycat and see what my name means on that site. The following are definitions for the name Frances. Enjoy

1. Frances

Alright, so I am not going to move my blog to WordPress. Although I have heard from many people that Wordpress is much more sophisticated than Blogger, it is confusing and not easy to customize. Last night I spent almost 7 hours trying to make a nice layout for my brand new blog and the stupid thing wouldn't let me change anything. Apparently to have full control over your layout on WordPress you have to have your own domain name. Well unfortunately I cannot afford paying 80 dollars a year for a blog. Maybe if I had more readers, but.... I don't. So the point is, read my blog so I can have a super pimped out page and feel good about myself because I made a pretty page. It's pretty lame when I think about it, I'm more concerned with the appearance of my blog than actually writing interesting stuff in it. I guess I am kind of vain. Oh well, I can live with that. The picture above is a screen shot of the BEST WordPress page I was able to make. It's not very impressive.

Hey guys, I've decided to move my blog over to wordpress. I probably won't be keeping up with this one anymore, so please follow my new blog at http://pintsizedgr8ness.wordpress.com

I don't know what it is about cleaning, but I really hate it. Something about having to get my hands dirty really makes me cringe. I have spent the last hour or so cleaning up our bathrooms and I feel like I've accomplished nothing. Maybe I'm just not a powerful person, but when it comes to getting stains out of things I am just not talented. So right now I'm sitting here blogging to waste time while I wait for the mildew remover to really get into the sink...

God it makes me feel so old blogging about how I go about cleaning my bathroom. I kind of wish I could go back in time and blog at age ten. Then I could at least talk about how exciting it was when the boy I liked showed me how much he liked me by making fun of me. Oh, the good ole days.

I'm not going to lie, this post is kind of a boring comeback after a three month hiatus. You would think I would tell you some sort of life changing and/or witty account of the things that have happened to me as of late. Well... sorry, I am just not feeling that way today. But I will however share with you someone else's really funny, witty, and amazing post. I don't know this woman, but she pretty summed up how I feel about my body almost 95 percent of the time, she just articulates it much better than I do. So without further ado, please check this out.

Hyperbole and a half

Okay... so I had an exorbitant amount of downtime at my internship today and I was going blogging crazy. Now, I love Perez Hilton, I truly wish I had the balls to say some of the things he says, but his writing skills are definitely not the best. I usually only listen to his gossip when he's on the radio or through twitter, but today I finally decided to check out his blog. Perez went to the same university I currently go to and he was also a journalism major, but the technical skills did not stick and I'm a little upset with him. I'm totally being a journalism snob right now, but damn, whatever happened to proper grammar and spell check? Perez, if you're reading this, I am sorry to hate... you are very popular and your scoops are great, but I think people might take you more seriously if you took the time to create sentences that made sense. Thank you and good night.

Well this sucks.....

I just spent the last twenty minutes trying to post a blog from my iphone and it got deleted by an incoming text message. Shouldn't these applications have some sort of auto save function? I'm really upset. I had just finished writing an incredibly thought provoking piece about Burberry rain boots and the current rain boot shortage in California. My inspiration has now vanished, however and I can no longer continue with this story.

What I will tell you is that Southern California is completely underwater (well not completely but there have been a few images that look Hurricane Katrina-esque). My campus is actually closed tomorrow due to "severe weather." I don't think I had ever experienced that in the 20 years I've lived in CA. My response to this awful weather.....buy really expensive rain boots and sit at home drinking hot chocolate.

P.S. I thought I was going to die today when I hit a flooded part of the freeway and a wave of water came at me; completely blocking my vision for a good 10 seconds. Lets see whats in store for me tomorrow when I may have to drive all the way to Santa Monica... dun dun dun.....

It's been an entire month since I last blogged. I deserve some sort of horrible blogger punishment. Be exiled to blogger desert, without food, water, or access to a computer. That would be the ultimate hell for an internet obsessed individual.
I can't help it though, life just keeps getting crazier and crazier. For one, my student loan money just ran out, so I have will soon have to go back to working 4-5 days a week. If finals and grad school applications weren't coming up soon I would not be worried at all, but they are... and I'm screwed. This morning I woke up to a fever, cough, and a shut off cell phone. You see, Clark and I have been struggling ever since the accident and we had to pay our bill late... and this month was extra extra late. I also keep getting a plethora of doctor's bills in the mail. All of which have been put on hold until I have made at least enough money to pay my rent first. If only my disability check would actually come. That's what I'm looking forward to as a Christmas present, my EDD check that is almost three weeks overdue. December is soooo much fun.
I've come up with the most awesome pick me up plan though. Last week I spent my internship hours creating homemade Christmas decorations. I made garlands out of popcorn and cranberries, cut out Santa hat and bell shapes, and made my own wrapping paper. I was in a good mood all day long and from what I hear I was also being environmentally friendly. So my plan for the next two weeks is to draw pictures, put up lights, and cut construction paper whenever I'm not studying or working. Maybe I'll even make Christmas presents. I'm not the most crafty person in the world, but hey it's worth a try.