Alright, so I am not going to move my blog to WordPress. Although I have heard from many people that Wordpress is much more sophisticated than Blogger, it is confusing and not easy to customize. Last night I spent almost 7 hours trying to make a nice layout for my brand new blog and the stupid thing wouldn't let me change anything. Apparently to have full control over your layout on WordPress you have to have your own domain name. Well unfortunately I cannot afford paying 80 dollars a year for a blog. Maybe if I had more readers, but.... I don't. So the point is, read my blog so I can have a super pimped out page and feel good about myself because I made a pretty page. It's pretty lame when I think about it, I'm more concerned with the appearance of my blog than actually writing interesting stuff in it. I guess I am kind of vain. Oh well, I can live with that. The picture above is a screen shot of the BEST WordPress page I was able to make. It's not very impressive.
I was just kidding
Nasty toilets and such
I don't know what it is about cleaning, but I really hate it. Something about having to get my hands dirty really makes me cringe. I have spent the last hour or so cleaning up our bathrooms and I feel like I've accomplished nothing. Maybe I'm just not a powerful person, but when it comes to getting stains out of things I am just not talented. So right now I'm sitting here blogging to waste time while I wait for the mildew remover to really get into the sink...
God it makes me feel so old blogging about how I go about cleaning my bathroom. I kind of wish I could go back in time and blog at age ten. Then I could at least talk about how exciting it was when the boy I liked showed me how much he liked me by making fun of me. Oh, the good ole days.
I'm not going to lie, this post is kind of a boring comeback after a three month hiatus. You would think I would tell you some sort of life changing and/or witty account of the things that have happened to me as of late. Well... sorry, I am just not feeling that way today. But I will however share with you someone else's really funny, witty, and amazing post. I don't know this woman, but she pretty summed up how I feel about my body almost 95 percent of the time, she just articulates it much better than I do. So without further ado, please check this out.
Hyperbole and a half
My Perez Pet Peeve
Okay... so I had an exorbitant amount of downtime at my internship today and I was going blogging crazy. Now, I love Perez Hilton, I truly wish I had the balls to say some of the things he says, but his writing skills are definitely not the best. I usually only listen to his gossip when he's on the radio or through twitter, but today I finally decided to check out his blog. Perez went to the same university I currently go to and he was also a journalism major, but the technical skills did not stick and I'm a little upset with him. I'm totally being a journalism snob right now, but damn, whatever happened to proper grammar and spell check? Perez, if you're reading this, I am sorry to hate... you are very popular and your scoops are great, but I think people might take you more seriously if you took the time to create sentences that made sense. Thank you and good night.
