I don't know what it is about cleaning, but I really hate it. Something about having to get my hands dirty really makes me cringe. I have spent the last hour or so cleaning up our bathrooms and I feel like I've accomplished nothing. Maybe I'm just not a powerful person, but when it comes to getting stains out of things I am just not talented. So right now I'm sitting here blogging to waste time while I wait for the mildew remover to really get into the sink...
God it makes me feel so old blogging about how I go about cleaning my bathroom. I kind of wish I could go back in time and blog at age ten. Then I could at least talk about how exciting it was when the boy I liked showed me how much he liked me by making fun of me. Oh, the good ole days.
I'm not going to lie, this post is kind of a boring comeback after a three month hiatus. You would think I would tell you some sort of life changing and/or witty account of the things that have happened to me as of late. Well... sorry, I am just not feeling that way today. But I will however share with you someone else's really funny, witty, and amazing post. I don't know this woman, but she pretty summed up how I feel about my body almost 95 percent of the time, she just articulates it much better than I do. So without further ado, please check this out.
Hyperbole and a half
Nasty toilets and such
Shave off your eyebrows
I have a test tomorrow and I cannot bring myself to concentrate on interpretative literature. It just seems a little absurd to me that I have to read an entire book and take a test on why people act or how people act out literature. Acting is fun, I like learning different ways to improve my acting skills, but do I really have to take a 50 question test on modal analysis and how to eliminate nerves? Bah. I want to do well I really do, but I cannot bring myself to read more than a page or two before I start watching Tyra and munch on a banana flavored Fiber One muffin. This is really frustrating.
Although I think part of my inability to pay attention has a lot to do with the episode I'm watching right now. There's this girl on the show who is 16 years old but does not age or grow. She's been the same size and looked the same age since she was 6 months old. It's insane, she's like a real life Benjamin Button (well at least the end of the movie when he's old and turns into a baby). Scientists are looking at her DNA and seeing if they can figure out a way to stop aging in adults. They also think her DNA may help cure certain cancers and Alzheimer's disease. That's cool that she may be able to contribute all these great things to science, but I feel bad for her. She cannot talk or her express herself. Poor girl.
Oh and this other girl just shaved her eyebrows off on national television. Not for money, she just felt like it. Apparently she saw Adriana Lima do it in an ad and now she thinks it's the coolest thing ever. The girl even said she loved it, no crying, nothing. I would like to know how Tyra finds these people. It's amazing.
Alright I'm going to go back to studying now, it's 9:30.
P.S. I'm on a mission to find Southern California's best red velvet cake. Any suggestions?
