Urban Dictionary

I just had an entire manicotti and I am still hungry. What the hell is wrong with me? Also, I should be filling out scholarship information, but instead I have decided to eat, drink, and creep on people through facebook. Sounds like a fun night yeah? I think so.

Anyway, while I was doing my facebook creeping I noticed that one of my friends took some really funny quotes from Urbandictionary.com. They were all related to her name and I decided to be a copycat and see what my name means on that site. The following are definitions for the name Frances. Enjoy

1. Frances

The current reigning queen of the universe.
"Hey dude, do you know who makes the sun and the moon rise?"

"Yeah, it's Frances."

2. Frances
If it is a girl named Frances, she will be the hottest babe you will ever meet, always smiling, really pretty, knows how to make you laugh, personality is incredible, full of surprises, very caring, always loyal, will basically be the coolest girl you meet. Rumor is she is awesome in bed and a huge flirt. Most guys will be way lucky to meet her but won't realize it until she is gone. Typically made fun of for her name but little does everyone know she has many secrets and is a total goddess.

If it is a guy named Frances, you best respect this dude because he will most likely be your boss someday.
Wow! you lucky a-hole you dated Frances?!

3. Frances
A firecracker of a little sister.
Frances bitch slapped me again, and I had to tell mom who told me to stop being such a pussy.

4. Frances
perfection.

not only is she beautiful but she's got an amazing personality to go along with it. very charismatic and flirty. her dog Dior is the love of her life. you should be greatful to even just have met her once in your life. she is a keeper. she is meant to shine in the entertainment industry as an actress and singer and will use her power to help those that are less fortunate. but nothing hath like a woman scorned. she will make your life hell if u mistreat her or make her angry in any way.

her dog Dior is the love of her life.
wow i just met Frances and i feel like my life is complete.

I pulled a Frances and won the election with my perfect speech.


5. Frances
Another word for genital warts. Currently on fifty men in Shitland Stockton and does not like to be scratched or picked.
Dude, I have a Frances on my dick and it burns!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a fat Frances on my ass. Wanna see it?

6. Frances
A wonderful girl; playful at heart; loves to be affectionate and lives to be loved, although rarely appreciated until it is too late. Not very thick skinned; emotional and wears her heart on her sleeve. However, as hard as nails when this link is broken and once link is broken it is never recaptured. Easily hurt, often by others taking her for granted. A truly precious soul. Fun to be with; a hot lover who will keep her man happy and fired up when she is not with him. Frequently, she will be a stunner who turns heads but doesn't know the power she has. This one's a keeper!
Hey man, how was your weekend?
It was good but it would have been better if I'd seen Frances!

So basically, Frances is either a super amazing woman or an STD.... kind of drastic differences. Urbandictionary is so funny. I'm thoroughly amused.

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